everythingissymbolic:

That awkward moment when you pull out a piece of writing thinking it needs a polish and instead it needs life-saving surgery, organ transplants, a stint in rehab, and quite possibly a stay in the Witness Protection Program.

10knotes:

“I bet I could act harder than you.”

Here’s a blog that’s totally worth following

numbuh086:
“ shittin money HaHa later peasants
”

numbuh086:

shittin money HaHa later peasants

nope:

i’m two followers away from having two more followers

blitzen34:
“ no internet, just kill me now
”

blitzen34:

no internet, just kill me now


scabitha:

doctorhao:

the-don-slake-sama:

phantomsox:

Robot Unicorn Attack in Tumblr-Playable form

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YOU’RE WELCOME EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME.

CHHHHHYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

pizzaforpresident:
“ christophetish:
“ HER ARM LOOKS SO WEIRD I ACN’T STOP LAUGHING
”
SHE HAS A CONDITION
”

pizzaforpresident:

christophetish:

HER ARM LOOKS SO WEIRD I ACN’T STOP LAUGHING

SHE HAS A CONDITION