samkind:

last friday i went to disneyland and i had a mickey ice cream bar but then i saw peter pan and asked for a picture with him so he jokingly took away my ice cream saying “sweet thanks!!” bUT HE DIDNT KNOW THAT IT WAS BROKEN AND THE TOP HALF FELL OFF AND DRAMATICALLY BROKE ON THE GROUND SO HE WAS LIKE OK WOW STAY THERE. AND HE CAME BACK W/ A CHURRO HE BOUGHT ME FOOD IT COUNTS AS A DATE MY FIRST DATE WAS WITH PETER PAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!

chaystar:

garlogan78:

“Do you know any funny little dances?”

shit tyrone

you are tearing this family apart

MILK DOESN’T FUCKING GROW ON TREES TYRONE

WHO SPINS THE BOWL WHILE PUTTING MILK IN IT? SEE TYRONE, THIS IS WHAT I CALL BANKRUTPCY.

what the fuck tyrone you’re just doing this because the milk is white

THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.

THAT’S 49 CENT OF SPILT MILK DRIPPING ALL OVER MY TABLE! SOMEBODY GON’ DRINK THIS MILK! 

shit tyrone. get it together.

poopkun:

okay im too dead here 

have some gravity falls

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DID MY BAD WRITING SKILLS GIVE YOU THE FLU OR SOMETHING

eat pizza

thefrogman:

I’m told this is the proper source of this adorable giant pup, so I’m re-reblogging it. 

The dog’s name is Casper. He is a Samoyed. And his owner is Steven.

that’s not a dog that’s a bear

patrollin4bolin:

theoeuvre:

in response to this.

i would be down for How To Tame Your Hair.

three of my favorite movie heroines 

epicmurdock:

sarkyfancypants:

zikau:

videohall:

Cat doesn’t approve of music or dancing

HOLY SHIT I DID NOT EXPECT THAT

WELP