sisstridersdick:

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epouvantail:

oooeygooeygoodness:

Unicorn Poop

(yeah yeah laugh all you want, but these are so cute and yummy!)

Ingredients:
½ cup butter, softened
¼ cup shortening
1 cup sugar
2 eggs
1 tsp. vanilla
2 1/2 cups flour
1 tsp. baking powder
1 tsp. salt
Food coloring (I use neon for brighter colors)
disco dust
sparkle gel
star sprinkles
rainbow Dragees (I used sugar pearls)

Directions:
In a mixing bowl, cream butter, shortening, and sugar. Add eggs and vanilla. Slowly add flour, baking powder, and salt. Divide into smaller bowls and add food coloring. Chill for an hour.

Make ropes with each color. Add together to make one large snake. Now twirl into poop shape. (I know, sounds weird lol)

Preheat oven to 400 degrees F. Bake for 8 mins. When you take them out of the oven, immediately press in the sugar pearls. Push them in about half way or they will fall out. Brush a thin layer of the sparkle gell over the entire cookie. Add the stars on top of the gel. Sprinkle disco dust on top!

WHO WANTS SOME UNICORN POO?

XD

((birthday food has been chosen))

Reblogging for RC

thatfunnyblog:

Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! 

mylittlepony-fags:

true love

IF U DONT SHIP FLUTTERSHY X MORT UR GOIN 2 HELL

anextrapeace:

Sembene McFarland
“Black / African American” 
© Noelle Théard for (1)ne Drop

This is part of that (1)ne Drop photo documentary (the video about it is on my blog). Definitely one of the most powerful images in the group. (And this is obvious evidence of why I was so intrigued…)

This is a quote from the girl in the picture that they share on the website:

“A lot of people just look and see skin color. I’ve actually had people ask me was I Black or was I White first.  A White gentleman came up to me and said ‘I thought you might be White, but then I saw your lips.’ One girl said to me ‘I’ve been wanting to ask you this question, but I didn’t feel comfortable asking you because I thought that you might be offended, but are you Black or are you White?’ And I was just like, ‘Well, I’m always Black.’ When we were done with the meat of the conversation, she laughed and said something about my hair and my butt gave it away. People definitely let you know that they view being Black as being very literal – the amount of pigment you have. ‘Your skin is White, therefore you’re White. Or are you?’ 

— Sembene McFarland

© 2012 Black Fiya Works

nyssasobbingalonewithkorra:

videohall:

Some awesome life hacks, that actually is useful

freakin sweet

consulting-meerkat:

almostautumn:

The Weekenders had it right.

FUCK YEAH WEEKENDERS

Hay ladies

u wanna smooch

u know u do

clintfarton:

i don’t think this worked

the way it was intended to

roleykatsu:

libyian:

wtf tumblr is so sassy like

I don’t need your attitude, tumblr.

Why is that close button huge are you running Windows 7 Fisher Price edition

mysongisending:

Here’s the story.

Brittany (the mun/runner of this blog) was roleplaying a plot with another person on a plot that some anons didn’t like. They started going after her, not just with anon hate, but with death threats. One particularly lovely anonymous message she received said this, verbatim:

You’re filth to the earth. I hope you fucking die and rot in the deepest pits of hell. I hope you get raped and murdered; ney, tortured, and buried alive in a fucking trashcan after weeks of being tortured like you deserve you dumb cunt filth scum to the earth.

This isn’t the only one she’s received, and it won’t be the last. So far, she’s received over fifty messages of simply hate from multiple anons; lord knows if she’s received hate from other users. These anons (and possibly other users) have driven her over to the point of fearing for her own life, and now she is planning on overdosing.

You know what all this is over?

A roleplaying thread, where BOTH USERS gave consent to the plot.

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS. WE NEED TO HELP HER BEFORE SHE CAN HURT/KILL HERSELF.