kirstingent:

just watching the Office on my computer and every now and then the image glitches up, but this is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen

collegehumor:

Seagull Runs into Titanic Re-Enactment

You’re not flying. This is flying!

timelordy-teganbreann:

samasever:

hungarysovaries:

hiddlestonfeels:

pyromaniacal-fish:

schrodingershipster:

weaselette-regeneration:

Then they’ll have to let me in the Avengers

THEN THEY’LL HAVE TO LET ME IN THE AVENGERS

THEN THEY’LL HAVE TO LET ME IN THE AVENGERS

Thank you SO much for repeating, bolding, and italicizing that sentence. It’s finally clear to me how funny it is.

Thank you. You have enriched my life. 

THANK YOU. YOU HAVE ENRICHED MY LIFE.

THANK YOU. YOU HAVE ENRICHED MY LIFE.

pyrex-vision:

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

lizuhd:

d0r1t02:

i would kill for a pizza right now

not in this town you won’t

flashyredturk:

yourwonderingmind:

Malachite

rocks are cool as fuck ok

shrugging:

i don’t understand the bee wont leave i’ve opened all the windows i don’t wanna be your friend bee!

glsases:

chuckle-w0rthy:

i hope the shower isn’t too toasty for you.

this is my favourite picture on the internet