Like I see all these people’s rooms and they’re all like:

And mine’s kind of just like:

biohazardousdeviant:

rebeccasm15:

badly-drawn:

xinsatiable:

book-fetish:

who-cast-incendio:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

turnt3chgodh34d:

digatisdi:

atlantismorissette:

wugs:

jonsn:

cityblue30:

omnomnominator:

brianorwhatever-dead:

hunnidthousand:

laughinghieroglyphic:

how did he know?

i just wanted to belong

shame………………………………..

“Ugh, why did I put in my contacts and then put on my glasses? I can’t read this post at all … Okay, that’s bett-WHAT DID YOU SAY?”

Cheers, fellow sluts

Sticks and stones.

what the fuck, you sluts didn’t invite me to the party?

I accept.

And proud.

fuck u got me

it’s the truth guys idk what the fuck i’m reading

God bless the men of tumblr.

(via

imgTumble

)

The men of tumblr > everywhere else. 

BLESS THIS POST

I want to marry a man like these one day.

Excuse U.

Wait… that’s sort of true :C

Except I actually have to wear glasses if I wanna see. But yus I am a slut who found glasses :DDDD

omg bb

notyoudonut:

“Soft moans and pants filled the air…”

theperfectzombie:

faithisforthetransientpeople:

kermitthefrrog:

Nepeta really makes me laugh right now because her face looks like she’s saying “Bitch you better fucking put me down or i will tear you a new one dont fuck with me.”

nepeta omg

oh my god nepeta

br0taco:

trans-4mer:

juveni4ll:

4r-zona:

eliminate-the-pain:

radicate:

and-try-y0u-willl:

and-try-y0u-willl:

tolerated:

helloannabanana:

A family were on holiday in Australia for a week and a half when husband, wife and their 15 year old son decided to go scuba diving. The husband is in the navy and has had some scuba experience.  His son wanted a picture of his mum and dad in all their gear so he got the under water camera ready to go. When it came to taking the picture the dad realized that the son looked like he was panicking as he took it and gave the ‘OK’ hand sign to see if he was all right.
The son took the picture and swam to the surface and back to the boat as quick as he could so the mum and dad followed to see if he was OK.  When they got back to him he was scrambling onto the boat and absolutely panicking. When the parents asked why, he said ‘there was a shark behind you.’ The dad thought he was joking but the skipper of the boat said it was true but they wouldn’t believe him.As soon as they got back to the hotel they loaded the picture onto there laptop and that was what they saw.

yes omg this is my favorite picture! last time it can back to my dash i reached post limit

2 times in 1 day, yolo

ommg

fuck

oh my goodness, so glad nothing happened to them. this is absolutely amazing.

holy shit

wow ok omg wow

I’d fucking shit myself. omfg.

YEAAAH STRAYA FOR YOU

whynotrachel:

He actually did it.

Christian Bale, you are a hero.

shavingryansprivates:

this was the best episode of spongebob

ONE OF THOSE REALLY BIG BEES OUTSIDE OF OUT HOUSE JUST FLEW INTO OUR WINDOW AND FELL OVER DEAD

LIKE WATER U DOING

PLS GO AWAY