I just came downstairs at 1 am and this spongebob backpack scared the shit out of me
textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing
chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket
My parents told me to get a pen pal the other day and I was like “that’s basically what talking to people on the internet is except it’s much faster and they aren’t in prison”





