suckmyphallus:

emmyc:

art by me lyrics by neil

goD IT NEVER GETS OLD

algebraicjake:
“ “You were listening to girly Icelandic pop sensation Babba?!” ”

algebraicjake:

“You were listening to girly Icelandic pop sensation Babba?!”

ifyoucarryonthisway:
“ baylee-182-dbz:
“ why is that sausage there
”
there is a dancing woman in a bikini with excessively long arms and an eyeball for a head and you question the sausage
”

ifyoucarryonthisway:

baylee-182-dbz:

why is that sausage there

there is a dancing woman in a bikini with excessively long arms and an eyeball for a head and you question the sausage

shitmulpsays:

“I don’t smoke Cigarette. I don’t Cigarette at all”

fapitalism:

I made two Chinese restaurants call each other.

omgrunlol:

powerlesbian:

today i learned domesticated talking birds that escape are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call

can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE

oh my god

shavingryansprivates:

hannabarbarian:

basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal

i don’t think that’s how you play basketball

did-you-kno:
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SO MANY FRIENDS

did-you-kno:

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SO MANY FRIENDS

littleyaoithings:

yes i support gay rights yes i would care if you died no i’m not going to reblog that post