kanayashotbutthole:

ganderbulbs:

bouderie:

nintendonut1:

breathingocean:

reblog because wow what a great quality audio file this is

wow this file really is high quality

im kind of shocked 

i thought the comments were being sarcastic im not sure if im disappointed or not

woah…

10knotes:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

Ladies and gentleman, the most pathetic reaction in horror movie history.

Priceless

omfg

It’s more exasperated than scared, kind of like “I thought you said you’d fixed the hands coming out of walls problem, bloody hell guys, I can’t even look at my calendar in peace”.

Damn hands, always appearing when she tries to look at the calendar.

 

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I just found a bunch of journals I wrote in First grade-Third and good lord.

Here’s one of the pages.

OH! Chase (I’m guessing I’m talking about my old cat sob) has walked through the house. From. Came.

Once opon a time in back pack wold a mean back pack think he perfect.

One night a gost came out of the closit. And that was one of his werkers.

He ded a year ago. He sed you will be vizzited by thee goust!

And it hapend.

Wen he woked up he helped find Timmy and he was nice. The gosts where happy and everyone was. The end.

Best Christmas story ever

trickster-dave:

armadilldo:

what if people had food names and food had people names

“hey spaghetti time for dinner”

“what are we having”

“margaret”

fiftyshadesofgravy:

pizzaforpresident:

manfurarm:

nevver:

Ladybird Mimic Spider

 #fucking spiders man #ANYTHING could be a spider #you reach into your fridge and pull out a popsicle SURPRISE IT’S ACTUALLY A FUCKING POPSICLE SPIDER #you’re walking down the street and a hydrant tackles you GUESS WHAT COCKSUCKER #HYDRANT SPIDER #you reach out in the dark and flip on a light switch AND YOU’RE FUCKED IT WAS A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER #YOU JUST GAVE A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER A FUCKDAMN HANDJOB #NICE GOING YOU SKETCHASS ARACHNOFONDLER

oh mY GOD

nO no no no no no no please

no

I wanted to learn french so I could do cool stuff with a mustache and I’m pretty sure it hates me.

It’s going like: OKAY NOW SAY JE SUIS UNE FILLE

And I’m like: k jay swee oon feeeeee

And it’s like: No u dum bitch ur SUPPOSED to say it like: JE SUIS UNE FILLE

And I’m like: Omg rude I’m sorry I don’t have a french man voice

fiftyshadesofgravy:

I don’t know how this happened but I ended up writing a song about tumblr.