Omg it’s not funny sometimes we’d find panties and little training bras in the lost and found box
and kids would be like: wtf why is there underwear in here
my meals in the summer
breakfast: 1pm
dinner: 7pm
more food: 11pm
midnight snack: 2am
and snacks in between
In grade school when my dad would still be at work until 4 I’d have to do that after school care with other kids
And one day I walked into the bathroom and saw this little girl dancing naked in the middle of the room and I went “Omg wtf Kate water u doin” and then she was all like: “PTERODACTYL SCREECH” and ran into one of the stalls

