burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

Oops I forgot I can’t draw

nosdrinker:

NEVER FORGET FROGDAD

Omg cuties

YOU ALL SMELL LIKE DELICIOUS HUMAN FLESH

I CAN SMELL ALL OF YOU

SOMEONE

PLEASE

RO'PLAY WITH MEEEE ; ^ ; 

grunkle-stans-mystery-shack:

The Mystery Shack is CLOSED until tomorrow!

No wait come back I love you ; ^ ;

birdandmoon:

There are so many confusing animal common names. Here are some of my favorites.

Koalas aren’t bears

I’m smert

goodzubatbestpokemon:

PLEASE STOP SCROLLING.

I wouldn’t usually do this, but I have come to the conclusion that I have no choice.
This is my best friend. Her name is Kristen. She responds to Shay and Carly as well. She has been missing since 7/8/12, when she ran away from home. She is fifteen years old. She was last seen in Eugene, Oregon. We believe she may be in Salem as of late.

She’s going to be mad at me for posting about this, but I do not care. She needs to be found, and soon. She doesn’t have her medication or her glasses, she’s legally blind.
Her parents have moved out of their house and are waiting until Shay comes home to leave town. They are worried sick, as are (some) of her friends.
Please find her. We(Her family, the police, and myself) just want her off the streets and safe.
Please boost this, I’m begging. Thank you for reading.

Omg she’s pretty

Guys find her k ; ^ ;

What if you gained a pound :CCC