Why must you hurt me in this way mom
While I was at the beach my mom went to the store and got one of those little grow toys for a dollar.
I just realized I got a sunburn on my ferc ermegerd
But
This isn’t just a sunburn.
It’s like fuqing satan himself touched all over my face and shoulders
It really hurts why didn’t i notice this earlier ; - ;
WHY
THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WOULD HATE YOU
JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER.
Why is this so fucking funny to me?
I was doing fine until I saw “JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER” … then i lost my shit
I laugh every time this post pops up on my dash. I am incapable of not finding this humorous.
In the 6th grade I literally had this backpack.
I had every jingly keychain known to man on my little hello kitty backpack.





