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we have four little jars of peanut butter and one big jar so i decided that they would be a little family
but then i found out that being a single mother of four is hard for the mother peanut butter so i found her a nice husband
but then one night a burglar broke into their house and mr nutella tried to fight him but he go stabbed and died :-(
then mother peanut butter called 911 and the burglar got arrested but mr nutella was already dead :-(
the end
I’m totally doing this to my future girlfriend when she’s trying to be professional.
Perfection. LOL
I’m fucking crying omg
the first comment haha
I AM IN TEARS omfg
This guy is a fucking legend. People should just pay money to watch him dance around the house in batman underwear.
[i am Jacob cnhjufrhkejng.redfiy;ibkj]
Sadly. I think of Mia trying to get a real job and Andrew is just fucking around. I am not ashamed of telling this.
^^^^ That Andrew she mentioned is my character, btw.
AND OH MY GOD I’M CRYING
id do it
Poorly made thing is poorly made….
I haven’t posted ponies in a while and this is a horrible joke but it used to make my friend laugh and I just remembered it 30 minutes ago and wanted to make this.Lol, I laughed way too hard at this. AJ gets all the hate, she deserves a stab at the others if you ask me XD
*Casual reblog*
“Mom, Dad, I’m gay.”
“Ok… so do you want pizza for dinner or just McDonalds?”“Mom….I’m…”
“Gay. Yeah.”
“You knew?”
“I ship you and your best friend.”
“Ship?”
“I ship it.”
“Well…We’re dating. Is it fine?”
“Does he like reading?”
“Yeah. He read all those old books you liked when you were a kid. You know that series about those Greek god kids and wizards and that boy who bakes a lot and that-“
“You have my permission to marry him. Now let’s go to Disneyland.”^^this.
I ship it.
I ship it.“Mom, Mom, I’m gay.”
“We have taught you well.”
“Mom, I’m gay”
“Oh…well…son…”
“yes?”
“Will you cosplay my OTP with one of your friends?”
“…Mom, I’m leaving now.”
“Y U KNO LURV UR MOTHER?!” ;A;I mean I would respect his choice and support him in anyway possible UuU;
“Mom, I’m gay…”
“Cool, so am I”
“Mom….I’m gay…..”
“Oh….Oh well, that’s good to know.”
“You’re not upset or surprised?”
“Oh no, I was hoping you were.”
“….WHY?”
“Will you cosplay as my OTP with your boyfriend?”
“…..What?….Oh yeah, and you know my best friend…We’re actually dating…is that okay?”
“What’s he into again?”
“Anime and stuff like that. He’s also into this old-ish thing called Homestuck. He’s into tv shows like Dr.Who, Sherlock, and Ninja Warrior. He also really likes that old show you like. The one where there are personifications of nations.”
”MARRY HIM.”
“…..Somehow I knew this would turn out like this…..”
“Also,if you want I can lend you some old things called yaoi doujinshi….”
“Um…I’m good…Love you mom.”
“Love you too, now seriously, yaoi doujinshi you’ll like it”“Ma,I’m gay.”
“It’s ok! Who’s the lucky kid?”
“Ya know the kid who I always bring home and play video games we?”
“Yeah?”
“Him.”
“He’s a nice kid. I’m proud of you,son. Now go do your homework before I say you can’t marry him.”
“Mom, I don’t know how to tell you this but… Here goes… I’m gay.”
“That’s cool love, you be who you are and don’t let anyone stop you! Wait a second… I DON’T HAVE KIDS HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE! YOU ARE NOT ONE OF MY CATS!”
I don’t want to have kids ahaha. I’m going to end up a crazy cat lady =D
I’m not planing on having any kids, but if I were to somehow…
then I’ll just e glad to know that they know who they are, not what… just who.
So ten-fold on the supporting bit for my half.
Wait what kids who said anything no penises are scary
