Me in 10 years

ask-anemone:

allen-the-dude:

xcheeriox:

Adventure time blues clues! :3 So cute!!

STEVEVEBVVEVEVVEVEVEVEVVEVEVEEVEVEVEVEVEVEV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

((WHO EVER MADE THIS I LOVE YOU))

Aieee ; u ;

dr-sassman:

lykuh:

>my face when Americans call chips “french fries”
>my face when Americans call crisps “chips”
>my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”
>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”
>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”
>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”
>my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”
>my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”
>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”
>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”
>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”
>my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”
>my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”
>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”
>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”
>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”
>my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”
>my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”
>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”
>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”
>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” 
>my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”
>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”
>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”
>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

can I bring this back to everyone’s attention

slugbox:

FINALLY THIS IS ON MY FUCKING DASH AFTER YEARS. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIFSET.

thatblondeeveryonelaughsat:

wunderscheisse:

puhpuhtooie:

driftinglikeafloatingboat:

deadcuntsociety:

brocreate:

Samuel L. Jackson reads “Go The Fuck To Sleep”

Bedtime will never be the same again. 

I’M CRYING CAUSE THIS IS REAL

holy shit i need this. 

This is the best thing ever happened with earth.

I saw this book in the book store… almost bought it for my child ten years in the future. Cause this is me.

Before Orla went sleep I sent this to her like a week ago.

I don’t think she saw it :CCC

incendiary-wit:

an eagle just flew into my room singing the national anthem

joeywaggoner:

briannacherrygarcia:

dizzymisslizzi:

emergencyprogrammeone:

Really? Just really?

HAHAHAHA WHAT?

YOU ARE NOT MY CHILDHOOD.

GET THEE GONE, FOUL CREATURE.

I don’t know which is worse, this or that 1990’s skateboard gear design.

tahnos-guyliner:

professorfreedom:

Harry Potter and the American Stone

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Freedom

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Britain

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Freedom

Harry Potter and the Order of the Eagle

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Patriot

Harry Potter and the Deathly Americans

“You’re American Harry.”