okaythatwasfunny:

backtothebutts:

thecakebar:

LOL seriously. I was like WTF. beyond horrible idea.

gifhound:

TUMBLR NEWS: Tumblr introduced a new feature this week where users can pay $5 to “pin” their post to the top their followers’ dashboard.  

i thought my dash wasn’t updating for 3 hours because some douchebag blog pinned 6 posts in a fucking row.

I didn’t even know what this was so… ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR ALL THE PEOPLE I FOLLOW…. YOU ARE NOT DOUCHEBAGS.

Omg the absolute funniest posts does that to me all the time.

I mean, I like the blog because it’s funny

But omg I’ll like what I want to like stop shoving in my face hole

pandaterian:

i-find-myself-once-lered:

biggeringandbloggering:

Lorax

Pipsqueak

plz

stop judging me

i know

i played it too 

why must they judge

imsorryididntmeantomakethis.

ryleighmeowth:

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen on tumblr.

I want to tell her all about fandomfest and all the cool stuff I was too cheap to get :CCCC

I hate when I drown in small puddles in the kitchen and get stuck in the tiles :CCC

allen-the-dude:

thatshitisfunny:

people on tumblr who have those little friend groups and you’re just watching them be cool like

The B.O.R.E.D. Alience.

ifellasleeponmyarm:

teaandglowsticks:

owl-recluse:

demoni:

tenorsthoughts:

brass-goggles:

ladyknightofnight:

mechanical-in-nature:

hubbyismyeverything:

destypi:

amandajozeph:

bulletformybanana:

thesamethingswedoeverydaypinky:

your-friend-of-misery:

thunderislovely:

i-mcreepingdeath:

possessed-to-thrash:

Tony Foresta

Tom Araya, cool

Anthony Kiedis

James Hetfield c:

Kellin Quinn. Haha, I think this would be Arlene not me ;D

Matt AND Trevor Wentworth… YES PLS

Matt Bellamy … Heehee

t.A.T.u

I got the ladies

Anthony Kiedis

:w

The Spine from Steam Powered Giraffe. yes good

….David I swear there is an explanation for the nude sixteen year old in your bed…

Hi, Michael

wassup

I apologise for the nakedness

Nick Pitera. Omai. (Not a band but he counts in my mind.)

I just listened to “Honeybee” ……

I’m sorry, Bunny I do not know how this happened.

Waking up next to Tom Waits what uuuup

M.C. BAT COMMANDER

UUUHHH…

BE GENTLE.

MCBC… I’m okay with this.

MUSIC IS FOR PUSSIES I LISTEN TO THE SCREAMS OF ALL OF MY CAPTIVE SLAVES WHO BAKE DELICIOUS LEMON BARS

eternallyfacetious:

kastiakbc:

strange-is-a-compliment:

So I went to a grad party

and I happened to get the slice of cake that was part of the word class

it was literally perfectly cut like this I didn’t do anything to it

That’s a nice piece of ass.

I think your friends are trying to tell you something.

Oprah Batman

yes