The other day swim practice was cancelled so I had to call my mom with some kid’s Iphone and I was like:

Now how do you actually call someone with this no I don’t want to play angry birds omg

logans-v-and-dimples:

mikey-way-galaxy:

mikey-way-galaxy:

isetmynarwhalsonfire:

we’re all like this weird combination of wade and sheen

With a dash of Vicky

And that vacuum that eats all the mother fucking food

And Arwin

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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chibiheartless:

calantheandthenightingale:

White Dresses, Series VII: Black and White OPs and JSKs, part 1

by Angelic Pretty

ohgoshthese

nutella-is-mah-life:

newsfl4sh:

tothefridgeandbeyond:

0utlive:

s-imone:

odair:

kittyfeast:

its back

CHRIST

OMG

omg how the fck can u not reblog this

I am deceased

why don’t my cats do this omfg 

LOL

ask-anemone:

asklukastheblulanternmedic:

askylla:

askmeralandthehunters:

thebrloidswitch:

darklyspectre:

askmimie:

twiborg:

haletenebrae:

Electric outlet.. I’mma stop with those forks…

My poster of Darkness, Redness, Whiteness…

What does it mean?

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD IT’S A BOX OF VIBRATORS O K A Y

mimie has a fucking BOX of vibrators

kinky

(( my ring binder…

OH GOD ))

My CD player and speakers?

OhgodthethingsIimagineareterrible.

Can of Coca-Cola….HALP.

((My dad.

DSUFHKSFJHJHJHJ))

((MY DRESSERS GONNA FALL ON ME))

A porcelain rabbit

Shit

Iphones are dumb oop

apennyforyourthoughtsnstuff:

He’s cuuuuuuuuuuute. ; v ;

BBZ

And if you try to trim the little hairs that grow on the side of your head this happens: