pico-o-malley:

Ted, Cody, Foster and Clyde

bfg11:

ryttu3k:

drtanner:

theelfowl:

jerrymuffinbutt:

Pokemon’s Ten Most Disturbing Pokedex Entries.

have I ever mentioned how much I love yamask

I thought Gorebyss was pretty horrifying; previous games have described it as sucking the fluid out of its prey with its needle-like snout but this fucker has it beat hands down. D:

Honestly, most Ghost types are pretty damn horrifying. Two words - Frillish line.

Love ghost types. They’re so creepy.

5dshadesofgay:

holybat:

fast-moon:

I’m going straight to hell for this.

OH DAMN IT

FUCK

orlathewhale:

zeldaturkey:

notmybaconyoubitch:

remembrance-of-appa:

midnight4568:

bespectacledsquid:

ladyiroh:

amon-the-floor:

merlotic:

oraldiarrhea:

passiveinferno:

crazybrilliantnonsense:

vitalregionsseized:

askfaroeislands:

drinkintealikeaboss:

[…do jeans count? if not…a paper bag. 

3 inches deep. 

My left cheek

75%]

I was stabbed by a pillow, 3 inches deep, my leg is where I’ll be stabbed. 97% survival chance.

Stabbed by a washcloth in my forehead, 4 inches deep. 37% survival chance.

holy shit how did I manage to get stabbed by a washcloth

stabbed with my phone in the leg 3 inches deep. 96% survival chance

Stabbed with a silk ribbon (wow) in the solar plexus, 4 inches deep, 06% survival chance. 

stabbed with a disposable shaving razor (k) 2 inches deep in the leg (??? i can’t remember) and 44% survival

stabbed with a kleenex box 10 inches deep in the face 25% survival????????????

stabbed 10 inches deep in the left cheek with a t-shirt (um…ouch?) with a 68% chance of survival

how did i get stabbed with a t-shirt? who even does that?

“Breaking News! LadyIroh has been stabbed with a blue comforter 4 inches deep in the left side of her ribcage, right breast and upper right quadrant of her abdomen. She has a 92% chance of survival…”

Mine sounds really dirty…Like the lame beginning of a cuddlefest….

Bowl, 1 inch, right knee, 96%.

I’m good, I think.

Blue m’n’m, 3 inches, right wrist, 39%. Ok……

I just got stabbed in the groin with a chair, and there’s a 77% chance of me survivig.

Well fuck.

I got stabbed in the wrist with an iphone 1 in deep and there’s a .02% chance of survival 

fuck me

Got stabbed with my Tooth Brush in my right thigh, 9 inches deep. My survival rate is 20% 
Well fuck : P 

Stabbed by fluffy pyjamas 10 inches deep in the wrist,46% of survival. :CCC

Stabbed by a stuffed toy hippo 4 inches deep in the butt with a 54% chance of survival.

Shit

causeallidoisdance:

OH MY FUCKING GOD LMFAO FDGKJSDFGLKJLKSF AHAHAH

thefrogman:

Here is a turtle eating a raspberry. 

[video]

broniesontheinternet:

if you want to make bronies mad*

link them to an image from the ejaculation is magic blog.

——

butthurt is a dumb word FYI! but jeez i don’t think anyone is safe from that blog.

sadly i have a couple friends that actually like it :s

I

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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chibibot:

omg

my brother and his friend found a baby bunny

its like

small and junk and soooo cute 

I’m worried though because its eyes aren’t open yet and it hasn’t grown hair. 

plus they’ve been touching all over it so the mom won’t take him back for sure. 

I’m so worried the little guy will die ;-; 

Go out to the pet store and buy it that fake kitten breast milk or whatever and bottle feed it and wrap it in a blankie.