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I am a giraffe my dreams have finally come true ; u ;

Look fanart

I am a giraffe my dreams have finally come true ; u ;

Feels

Feels

I srsly feel like sitted on cotton candy

; - ;

balalaikaboss:
“ ejacutastic:
“ I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
”
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE...

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

tomnooksbitch:
“ oh god no
”
Wait what is my name doing there
Am I a hoers

tomnooksbitch:

oh god no

Wait what is my name doing there

Am I a hoers

eighthundredcats:
“ tomnooksbitch:
“ THE HORROR
”
How what
”
No

eighthundredcats:

tomnooksbitch:

THE HORROR

How what

No

sexpigeon:
“ The pleading of the coconuts.
”
Wait a minute
That’s not a cabbage

sexpigeon:

The pleading of the coconuts.

Wait a minute

That’s not a cabbage

ASDFGHJKHFDHL

I was playing animal crossing and I was on the trail of catching a tarantula.

I felt like Steve Erwin ; u ;

And then I looked away for a second and the spider RAN OVER AND BIT ME.

*KILLS EVERYTHING*

buttercup-moth:

I feel like a couple of my friends are mad at me even though they probably aren’t

hahhahahahhhaaah

image

Me too are you mad at me

C-can we be mad buddies

mycateatsflies:

Since i have so many of these lollipops, i thought i would do a fun little give away! 

These lollipops are completely edible. Each one comes with a cricket inside! 

These are great little gifts to share with friends & family, OR JUST SOMEONE YOU HATE. 

rules~ 

there will be 6 winners.

you don’t have to be following.

you may re-blog this post as many times as you want. (the more re-blogs the more chances at winning) 

likes count!

each winner will receive 4 lollipops. ( one strawberry, one grape, one blubbery, and one orange.)

i will pay for shipping.  i will ship world wide! 

i will be choosing the 6 winners on July 13!

please make sure your ask bow is open! 

good luck! 

Orla I have a bunch of these but they’re scorpions.

If I ever get a webcam I’m eating them all in a tinychat.

And then I’ll die of the poison k