((….I…choked on a llama…because that’s how I roll?))

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((GOIN’ TO BED.))

((*giggles* I…hugged..a sock…because the voices told me to….

Why am I laughing so hard?))

Meral: I fell in love with a doctor because I’m hot and I do what I want….

I shot my cellphone because I was drunk.

Honestly, that seems like something I’d do.