My absolutely perfect 5 year old cousin...

Cousin You're all invited to the Wedding!

Aunt Who's getting married then?

Cousin *playing with dolls* Harry, and Jack.

Aunt Haha, they can't get married, dear.

Cousin Why not?

Aunt Because 2 men can't marry, it's wrong.

Cousin Says who?!

Aunt Says God!

Cousin We'll I'm going to worship Satan...