My absolutely perfect 5 year old cousin...
Cousin You're all invited to the Wedding!
Aunt Who's getting married then?
Cousin *playing with dolls* Harry, and Jack.
Aunt Haha, they can't get married, dear.
Cousin Why not?
Aunt Because 2 men can't marry, it's wrong.
Cousin Says who?!
Aunt Says God!
Cousin We'll I'm going to worship Satan...