derpastrology:

When someone the signs hate tells them they love them (translation)(idk why)

Aries: 
Person they hate: I love you
Aries: Ha ha ha
PTH: I’m serious
Aries: Go bang your head against a wall

Taurus:
PTH: I love you
Taurus: You’ve been in the sun for too long
PTH: I don’t think so
Taurus: You’ve been in the sun for too long
PTH: No really!
Taurus: Ok fine I love you too stop bothering me

Gemini:
PTH: I love you
Gemini: Oops sorry I didn’t quite catch that I think you pronounced something wrong 
PTH: I.Love.You. Simple as that
Gemini: You.Are.Crazy. Simple as that

Cancer
PTH: I love you
Cancer: No sorry out of cake
PTH: What

Leo:
PTH: I love you
Leo: I know
PTH: You do?
Leo: No. But I do now *walks away*
PTH: *runs after* hey hey!
Leo: What?
PTH: I LOVE YOU!!!
Leo: Dude you just told me 

Virgo:
PTH: I love y..
Virgo: No.

Libra: 
PTH: I love you?
Libra: I know
PTH: Wait you do?
Libra: You’re the 5th one today

Scorpio:
PTH: I love you
Scorpio: You love me
PTH: Yes I love you
Scorpio: You love me
PTH: YEAH
Scorpio: Good to know bye

Sagittarius:
PTH: I love you
Sagittarius: What why?
PTH: I cannot tell you why, I just do
Sagittarius: If you are so, you shouldn’t love me
PTH: What
Sagittarius: I’m confused
PTH: Me too
Sagittarius: ok
PTH: ok

Capricorn: 
PTH: I love you 
Capricorn: Bye

Aquarius:
PTH: I love you
Aquarius: Oh that’s cool
PTH: Aren’t you gunna say anything?
Aquarius: But I just did
PTH: Do you love me?
Aquarius: Do you?
PTH: I just did
Aquarius: Did what
PTH: You’re not taking this seriously aren’t you?
Aquarius: Lol nope

Pisces 
PTH: I love you 
Pisces: Who are you
PTH: I am me
Pisces: Do I know you?
PTH: No
Pisces: Stop it who are you
PTH: Lol
Pisces: Are you gunna kidnap me