Did I ever tell you guys about the time I was a freshman in high school and my Honors Biology teacher became my hero?
In order for us to be able to watch Jurassic Park in class, he edited the movie so that the really gory parts would cut away to him essentially playing out the scene with dinosaur toys.
He would roar and mash the toys together for like, five minutes, until we could get to a non-gory part.