patrollin4bolin:

ingebutt:

imabagginsofbagend:

gattackattack:

onestrangenovelist:

thatgirlwithdolls:

loathsomerainbow:

peanutsareforpussies:

dreaming-about-the-fuhrer:

andrastes-tits:

idunwin:

maid-of-kokoros:

space-cops:

cocontus:

bye forever left boob

just cut the corner of my desk off

would’ve done it on my own eventually tbh

there goes my crotch..

My leg

I have become feferi

my right arm is gone, and I also disembowel myself

(I was leaning it across my right arm against my stomach)

I just destroyed my printer

I have become eridan

goodbye legs from the thighs down

just cut my head off whoops

I didn’t actually cut anything because…. it was hanging over the side of my bed in a way that it would have hit nothing.

wow, i’m boring.

NOOO THE WARM CARROT CAKE MY NEIGHBOR JUST BROUGHT OVEERRRRRRRRR

welp there goes the arm of the couch

I WAS SCRATCHING MY NECK THIS ISNT FUNNY

i was propping my hand up on my desk VRRRRRRR