shitthesignssay:

First off, this is an extremely useful image for anyone interested in the actual constellations associated with each sign. I want to credit allthesky.com for the beautiful image.I hope all of you have a cute little camp fire together and try to find your signs together.

Second, I wouldn’t feel happy leaving you with this content unless I made fun of it a little bit. After all, we’re a mock-astrology blog! We’re here for laughs and that is all :)

Things I want to point out about the constellations:

• Sagittarius, what the absolute fuck are you doing up there
• Libra you are a house
• Gemini, I know we’re thinking the same thing about the shape of your constellation. Don’t worry, I laughed too.
• Leo. You are a coat hanger.
• Pisces is too innocent to understand the familiar shape of their constellation so I will remain quiet

That is all.

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