thepirateking

my brother and his friends did this thing were they are older and hobos in a team and they fight for pizza or some shit

anyway we expanded on the idea and said shit about an underground hobo society and there is like these hobo fights and whatevre

ANYWAY so this is me in the thing I’m like an NPC dude that’s always showing up and I sell my wears for a decent price I sell magical herbs thaat can heal u nd shit and also I ride a mystical chariot which is really just a pimped out low rider I wear a nasty bedsheet toga and I’m not even homeless I just associate with homeless people cuz I have no friends