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techno4tomcats:

People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer

No seriously

“When a burgler came to my house I was tempted to reach for the butcher knife in the kitchen, but instead I grabbed the 571B banana slicer. I told the burgler…”I’m gonna slice your nanner” and he ran in a terrible fright. Thank you 571B banana slicer for saving my home and possibly my life.”

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING