rinnysega:

Ow, ow, okay, singing’s not happening, my throat hurts too much

BUT HERE’S THE LYRICS IF YOU WANNA SING ALONG:

You know Mordecai, Rigby and Muscleman, High Fives

Pops, Maellard, Skips, Thomas, Susan that one time

But can you recall

The most agitated groundskeeper of all?

Benson the gumball machine

Had a very shiny dome
And if you ever slacked off
You would even say it glowed

All of the other workers
Used to laugh or hide away
No matter how hard he screamed

They’d just do it anyway

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Dude, I’ve seen how hard you work

I gave them coal for being jerks

Then how the poor man smiled
As he gave him gifts then flew
Benson, this year for Christmas

You were finally understood