every episode of scooby doo

guy something spooky's happening

fred k we'll come check it out

fred daphne, velma come with me

daphne lol okei

shaggy but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone

velma shut up you two

shaggy and scooby *run into monster*

scooby RAGGY

shaggy *oblivious to everything*

scooy RAAAAGGGGGY

shaggy zoinks!

*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music part 1*

shaggy and scooby *meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*

fred what happened?

shaggy M-M-MONSTER

velma uh oh

monster boo

all AAAAH

*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music part 2*

*they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*

velma my glasses! i lost my glasses!

monster *picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*

velma thanks. ....JINKIES!

*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music part 3*

monster whoops i tripped

scooby i captured you

*they pull the monster's mask off*

fred oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money

suspicious guy and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog

scooby ROOBY ROOBY ROO

all *laugh*