A mechanical pencil has gone 8 inches through the lower lip of my mouth, thus passing through and leaving me with a hole there. I have a 51% chance of survival for some reason. (Maybe I’m panicking and will injure myself more?)
i get stabbed in the face somehow with a lord of the rings book and i have a 13% chance of survival
how can you get stabbed by a BOOK
i get stabbed in the face by a blanket, 8 inches deep and i have a 13% chance of survival.
what.
i got stabbed in the leg with a shirt, one inch deep and i have a 10% survival chance
how the hell
A tupper ware lid has pierced my finger two inches deep. I have 03% chance of survival.
A Cat In The Hat shirt has stabbed my left thumb eight inches deep. I have a 26% chance of survival.
I can’t believe Cat In The Hat killed me! D:
I got stabbed by a large coffe cup in my hand, the wound is 6 inches deep and i have a 65% chance of survival. I dont think i have a hand anymore.
Stabbed with my cellphone one inch deep 59% chance of survival
Stabbed in the temple 6 inches deep with my blue computer mouse…. 80% chance I will survive, but how damn embarrassing.
I got stabbed with my panties 10 inches deep in my forehead and I have a 13% chance of survival.
Stabbed in the nose 4 inches deep with a bed sheet…19% chance of survival.
I got stabbed in the forehead 11 inches deep with an ice pack and I have a 54% chance of survival.
I got stabbed in my forearm 2 inches deep with a cappuccino mug and I have a 12% chance of survival.
ive been stabbed in my finger with a rubber bracelet that went 4 inches deep and i have a 02% chance of survival
I’ve been stabbed in the chin with Harlan Ellison’s ‘Paingod and Other Delusions’, the cut is 1 inch deep and I have a %02 survival rate.
I’ve been stabbed 4 inches deep into my left leg with my sweatpants. I have a 69% chance of survival.
I’ve been stabbed by my shirt 1 inch deep into my wrist and I have a 52% chance of survival.
I just got stabbed with my nepeta hat 4 inches deep into my foot with 15% chance of survival
such violence
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My phone has been thrust eleven inches into my skull. I have an 89% chance to survive.
pastel-bruh said: Scratch that I’ve got a 44% survival chance
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I’m laughing so hard at this…Stabbed by a candy wrapper in the thigh, two inches deep, with a 99% survival chance. I...
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Comforter11" deepIn my hand74%
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berrybitz reblogged this from i-have-no-blind-spots and added: I’ve been stabbed with a bottle of coconut water, 4 inches into my thigh. My chance of survival is 67%
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bonneblog reblogged this from mammacarnage and added: Uh…stabbed by my mecanical pencil, 11 inches deep in my right hand ;w; 18% chance of survival
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Stabbed by my sweater, six inches in the eye 33% chance to make it sketch-dino412 liked this
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The shirt I’m currently wearing, stabbed 12 inches into my cheek, 70% chance of survival…How can you stab someone with...
dont-mess-with-my-fandom reblogged this from megalunalexi-aesthetic and added:
an icetray 11 inches deep in the hand and no chance of survival (no phone) how does that work?
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Bottle cap to the philtrum, 10 inches deep, 79% chance of survival. I mean sure, it’s a bottle cap that managed to cut...
mayatuks-catastrophe reblogged this from thyrell and added:
Stabbed by my phone, 11 inches in the head with 79% chance of survival?? How?
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I was stabbed in the finger by a paint tube, 3 inches deep, and I have a 72% chance at survival.
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Stabbed by a box, seven inches into the face. 88% chance I’ll make it.
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My Fedora, six inches deep into my pinky finger, with a 89% chance of survivalor a 15% chance of survival, home phone or...
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