I have achieved a new level of procrastination - trying to figure out how tall Wander is by comparing his height to a standard can. Even generously using a pasta sauce can, he only comes in at about a foot and two inches. 

This wouldn’t bother me so much except Hater is only about twice as tall as Wander is. 

In conclusion, either we need to accept that nothing in WOY is size accurate or start imagining a tiny Hater looking up at us yelling “FEAR ME” in a squeaky little voice.