Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I USED TO FIST THEM OH MY GHOD

what the fuck does it mean if I stuck my fingers in both ends and whirled it over my head until it flew

ALEX I

one time i put my entire leg in one and it exploded

Then there is this person ^

(you perfect human being)

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