You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I USED TO FIST THEM OH MY GHOD

what the fuck does it mean if I stuck my fingers in both ends and whirled it over my head until it flew

ALEX I

one time i put my entire leg in one and it exploded

Then there is this person ^

(you perfect human being)