I was trying to get a shiny Zorua but instead ended up with nearly 700 Zorua puppies.  Honestly I don’t even consider that a huge loss, and my only regret is that I cannot play with my 690 Zorua in Pokemon Amie all at the same time.

I don’t let any puppy go without a name, so I nicknamed every single one of them.  There’s Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Pinky, Brain, Dexter, Douglas, Cosgrove, Tahu, Kopaka, Lewa, Onua, Pohatu, Gali, Balto, Thor, Loki, Cap, Bruce, Banner, Tony, Stark, Clint, Barton, Nick, Fury, Phil, Coulson, Natalia, Romanova, Ylvis, Urheim, Vegard, Yugi, Yuki, Yusei, Yuma, Sweet Bro, Hella Jeff, Geromy, Aang, Katara, Sokka, Toph, Zuko, Gipsy, Danger, Cherno, Alpha, Striker, Eureka, Crimson, Typhoon, Coyote, Tango, Tacit, Ronin, Romeo, Blue, Brawler, Yukon, Horizon, Brave, Diablo, Intercept, Chrome, Brutus, Rza, Gza, Method Man, Raekwon, Ghostface, Inspectah, U-God, Masta Fetcha, Cappadonna, Ol’ Cuddly, Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello, Venus, Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Mozilla, Google, Opera, Safari, Explorer, Beta, Gamma, Delta, Epsilon, Zeta, Eta, Theta, Iota, Kappa, Lambda, Mu, Nu, Xi, Omicron, Pi, Rho, Sigma, Tau, Upsilon, Phi, Chi, Psi, Omega, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, Calvin, Hobbes, Turner, Hooch, Starsky, Hutch, Murtaugh, Riggs, Homestar, Marzipan, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, Strong Sad, Bubs, Coach Z, John, Rose, Dave, Jade, Jane, Jake, Roxy, Dirk, Itchy, Doze, Trace, Clover, Fin, Die, Crowbar, Snowman, Stitch, Sawbuck, Matchsticks, Eggs, Biscuits, Quarters, Cans, Doc, Pound, Blanko, Bang, Bupkus, Nawt, Jordan, Barkley, Ewing, Bradley, Johnson, Bogues, Slick, Droog, Boxcars, Deuce, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Heir, Knight, Seer, Prince, Page, Mage, Thief, Bard, Rogue, Sylph, Maid, Witch, Lord, Muse, Walt, Jesse, Hank, Tuco, Gus, Saul, Mike, Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Hartford, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusets, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, Hampshire, Jersey, Mexico, York, Raleigh, Bismarck, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Columbia, Pierre, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, Charleston, Wisconsin, Wyoming, Mercury, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Conquest, War, Famine, Death, Nathan, William, Skwisgaar, Toki, Pickles, Karkat, Aradia, Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta, Kanaya, Terezi, Vriska, Equius, Gamzee, Eridan, Feferi, Kankri, Damara, Rufioh, Mituna, Meulin, Porrim, Latula, Aranea, Horuss, Kurloz, Cronus, Meenah, Fox, Falco, Slippy, Krystal, Peppy, AJ, Howie, Carter, Kevin, Brian, Lance, JC, Joey, Chris, Justin, Clark, Kent, Wayne, Diana, Shayera, Hol, Hal, Stewart, Kyle, Rayner, Wally, West, J’onn, J’onzz, Kal, El, North, South, East, Dre, Yella, Eazy, Ren, Cube, Arabian, Eminem, 50 Cent, Nas, Snoop, The Game, Lil Jon, Lil Bo, Big Sam, Ludacris, 2pac, Notorious, Chamillion, Run, DMC, Jam Master J, Posdnuos, Maseo, Jason, Kimberly, Trini, Billy, Zachery, Tommy, Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Demeter, Athena, Apollo, Artemis, Ares, Aphrodite, Hephaestus, Hermes, Hestia, Dionysus, Hades, Persephone, Asclepius, Eros, Hebe, Pan, Deimos, Chronos, Nyx, Hyperion, Helios, Hemera, Atlas, Prometheus, Oceanus, Rhea, Ophion, Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium, Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Flourine, Neon, Sodium, Magnesium, Aluminum, Silicon, Phosphorus, Sulfur, Chlorine, Argon, Potassium, Calcium, Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium, Chromium, Manganese, Iron, Cobalt, Nickel, Copper, Zinc, Gallium, Germanium, Catnip, Selenium, Bromine, Krypton, Rubidium, Sr38, Yttrium, Zirconium, Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium, Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium, Silver, Cadmium, Indium, Tin, Antimony, Tellurium, Iodine, Xenon, Caesium, Barium, Lanthanum, Cerium, Praseodymium, Neodymium, Promethium, Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium, Terbium, Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium, Ytterbium, Lutetium, Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten, Rhenium, Osmium, Iridium, Platinum, Gold, Thallium, Lead, Bizmuth, Polonium, Astatine, Radon, Francium, Radium, Actinium, Thorium, Proactinium, Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium, Americium, Curium, Berkelium, Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium, Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium, Rutherfordum, Dubnium, Seaborgium, Bohrium, Hassium, Meitnerium, Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium, Ununtrium, Flerovium, Ununpentium, Livermorium, Ununseptium, Ununoctium, Aken, Aker, Ammit, Amun, Amunet, Anhur, Anubis, Anuket, Apophis, Apis, Atum, Bast, Bat, Bes, Geb, Hapi, Hathor, Heget, Henet, Horus, Isis, Iusaaset, Khepry, Khnum, Khonsu, Kek, Maahes, Ma’at, Menhit, Meretseger, Meskhenet, Montu, Min, Mnevis, Mout, Naunet, Osiris, Ptah, Qebui, Ra, Reshep, Seker, Set, Sebek, Shu, Tatenen, Thoth, Wadj-wer, Wepwawet, Agravain, Bagdemagus, Bedivere, Bors, Breunor, Calogrenant, Caradoc, Dagnet, Dinadan, Gaheris, Galahad, Gareth, Gawain, Geraint, Griflet, Hector, Kay, Lamorak, Lancelot, Leodegrance, Lionel, Lucan, Maleagant, Marhaus, Palamedes, Pelleas, Pellinore, Percival, Safir, Sagramore, Segwarides, Tor, Tristan, Uriens, Ywain, Elyan, Ector, Arthur, Constantine, Gorlois, Lot, Mark, Merlin, Mordred, Uther, Acher, Ajax, Alban, Altair, Alvar, Andor, Apara, Apari, Argus, Asher, Astor, Azizi, Bakari, Baruti, Biffo, Boldar, Bruno, Bubba, Carvin, Cedric, Claude, Cleetus, Copano, Cosmos, Cyprin, Cypris, Cyrus, Damon, Darius, Delbin, Devlin, Eldrid, Enzo, Gavin, Gildas, Gunnar, Halvor, Hexus, Isaak, Ivor, Jarvis, Jed, Kasiya, Kelvin, Kosoko, Lateef, Lindar, Lucas, Lutalo, Lyle, Magnus, Marco, Maximos, Mazi, Mudada, Nestor, Nevin, Nils, Obasi, Oswin, Ragnar, Revilo, Rosco, Sadiki, Titan, Todoro, Tomas, Trondo, Ulric, Unika, Useni, Zane, Zantor, Zeke, Zikomo, Vakama, Nokama, Matau, Nuju, Onewa, Whenua, Trespasser, Onibaba, Knifehead, Otachi, Leatherback, Raiju, Scunner, and Slattern and I love every single one of them.