what the signs smell like

zodiacbaby:

aries - slim jim

taurus - manure 

gemini - fakeness

cancer - tears

leo - hairspray 

virgo - flowers

libra - low IQs

scorpio - cum

sagittarius - blood

capricorn - gravel

aquarius - febreeze

pisces - anchovies 

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