gryffinpoor: “ dudemanbropants: “ gryffinpoor: “ thepreciousthing: “ the-ordinary-nerd: “ ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous: “ squad16: “ finalellipsis: “ bestnatesmithever: “ What if it bites me and it dies? ” that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ,...

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

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