taking the students’ dignity as a final screw you

I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST

THAT NO ONE EVER WAS

ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS ALL AROUND THE WORLD 

ARE SO IN LOVE WITH JARED PADALECKI

[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS IN JAPANESE]

I wish one of my teacher’s did this.

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE IDEA

MINE IS BEING CREATIVE

[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS FIVE SEPARATE PARTS OF ONE DAY MORE]

SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER

[SOMEHOW MANAGES TO SING THE HEDWIGS THEME SONG]

OOOOH WEEEEEOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

*INTENSE DOCTOR WHO THEME SONG SINGING*

[PASSIONATELY MAKES NOISES THAT VAGUELY RESEMBLES THE CLASSIC STAR TREK THEME]

LET IT GO

LET IT GO

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON

I TOOK YOU HOME, SET YOU ON THE GLASS. I PULLED OFF YOUR WINGS, THEN I LAUGHED.

AND AS THE SUN WENT DOWN, WE ENDED UP ON THE GROUND. I HEARD THE TRAIN SHAKE THE WINDOW, AS YOU SCREAMED OVER THE SOUND; AND AS WE OWN THIS NIGHT, I’LL PUT YOUR BODY TO THE TEST WITH MINE. THIS LOVE WAS OUT OF CONTROL. PLEASE TELL ME WHERE DID IT GO!

ASS

TITTIES

ASS

TITTIES

ASS ASS TITTIES

ASS AND TITTIES