i have this teacher shes so important

shes rly funny her humor is based off of making fun of stupid things things the boys in the class say

my favorites:

“why do girls need to get numbing shots? Don’t the babies just slide out?”

“If they slid out wed need to have bags under our skirts to catch the baby” *imitates a pregnant woman dropping her baby on the concrete from it sliding out at full speed*

*loud voice* “RAPE!”

*louder* “DONT SAY THOSE WORDS!”

“your hair is frizzy”

“Oh are we saying things about eachother that we dont like? You have stupid socks!”