i remember we had to watch these videos about basic economy in like 2nd grade and they always had this old guy in ugly sweaters and a lil dog puppet and in one video the man was like “everything you can buy is a good or a service. Things like that chair or my sweater are called goods.”
and the dog puppet says “Your sweater is NOT GOOD.”
and the man looks at the puppet like “listen here you scrap of broadcloth muppet reject im trying to teach your dumb ass about the corrupt american economy i will fuckin end you and rip you right out of your stupid fucking doghouse fuck you shut up 1000 times nobody likes you”