charlotte-corday:

I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.

Reblogged 9 years ago from alkalinecollective (Originally from t-ropsy)
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  2. martyrtheirsoldiers said: You’re one of very few people from my brothers school I remember. But you always seemed pretty rad! Glad to hear from you again!
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    Hi I’m (briefly) back, seven years later. When tf did this get so many notes. Why did it. Not even the best dream I ever...
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