fictionalfeather
I've discovered there's a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

  • start a boy band:

  • spot some choice booty:

  • break into song:

  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

  • attend a metal show:

  • listen to some sick jams:

  • discover zombieism:

  • sample some tasty snacks:

  • watch someone get burned bad:

  • find something you really like:

  • find something you really, really like:

  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

  • and wonder if you left the stove on: