abaddonadler:

abaddonadler:

One time I was at a church retreat and a bunch of us were all talking and playing cards. Well I ran out of soda just as my friend was getting up to get a refill so I shouted to him “Hey, Bryan, Mountain Dew me.” Do you see where this is going because I did not. 

You guys, I literally shouted a phrase that sounded like “Mount and do me” in a room full of very conservative people. I did not share this near death experience for 22 notes.

Reblogged 8 years ago from foxpng-moved-deactivated2015081 (Originally from persephoneinspace)
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    You guys please don’t bring this back. I’m too inebriated to think about it.
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