sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:
taking the students’ dignity as a final screw you
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
THAT NO ONE EVER WAS
ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS ALL AROUND THE WORLD
ARE SO IN LOVE WITH JARED PADALECKI
[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS IN JAPANESE]
I wish one of my teacher’s did this.
WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE IDEA
MINE IS BEING CREATIVE
[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS FIVE SEPARATE PARTS OF ONE DAY MORE]
SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER
[SOMEHOW MANAGES TO SING THE HEDWIGS THEME SONG]
OOOOH WEEEEEOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
*INTENSE DOCTOR WHO THEME SONG SINGING*
[PASSIONATELY MAKES NOISES THAT VAGUELY RESEMBLES THE CLASSIC STAR TREK THEME]
LET IT GO
LET IT GO
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON
I TOOK YOU HOME, SET YOU ON THE GLASS. I PULLED OFF YOUR WINGS, THEN I LAUGHED.
AND AS THE SUN WENT DOWN, WE ENDED UP ON THE GROUND. I HEARD THE TRAIN SHAKE THE WINDOW, AS YOU SCREAMED OVER THE SOUND; AND AS WE OWN THIS NIGHT, I’LL PUT YOUR BODY TO THE TEST WITH MINE. THIS LOVE WAS OUT OF CONTROL. PLEASE TELL ME WHERE DID IT GO!
ASS
TITTIES
ASS
TITTIES
ASS ASS TITTIES
ASS AND TITTIES
